Typecast (Lorde "Royals" Parody) Written and performed by Tess Paras (featuring Haneefah Wood and Ayana Hampton) Directed by Rebekka Johnson Music produced by Jack Dolgen Click for full cast & credits . Lyrics: I'm gonna play the white girl's nerdy friend [Of course] [Obviously] I'm gonna play the white girl's other friend Who is sassy [Omigod, you nailed that] But she can't have two black friends [Two black friends?] [It gets confusing] And so I'm left out, I play the co-star nanny Yeah, leading ladies are Quirky, hipsters wearing vintage dresses Tiny, pouty pixies, blue-eyed and precious We don't care We're Zooey Deschanel in our dreams But every breakdown's like Sassy sidekick, bitchy nerd or neighbor Oversexed Asian, urban girls with flavor We don't care We'll take any job right now we swear And we're gonna be Typecast Typecast Everyone starts somewhere I'll be a nurse A thug ...
